no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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