She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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