i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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