There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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