True but thats because hes a fetus.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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