i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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