He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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