Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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