problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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