She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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