question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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