With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize