My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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