i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
