i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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