I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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