have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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