you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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