is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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