I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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