so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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