We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Do you have feelings for this penis?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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