Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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