i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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