We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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