hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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