I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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