Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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