I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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