On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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