i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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