physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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