I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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