He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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