what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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