Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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