I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Randomize