There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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