And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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