there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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