The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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