so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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