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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
