Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I had to cum in my sink.
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