i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
