then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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