One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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