forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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