But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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