I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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