Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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