you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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