Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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